now i'm nothing

"Are you on Fetlife?"

Asked by Anonymous

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope. i guess it’s quite exclusive for US people like OKcupid. 

Or are there lots of German people as well? :P

"Just to clarify for hating anon- I'd give you some, any day, anytime. I'm sure I'm not the only one. So his/her statement is invalid."

Asked by Anonymous

*sigh* anons clarifiying stuff to other anons… 

well, thanks anyway, but as long as you’re not living in a city near me and at least attractive for me, this will stay a “would” thing… so hate-anon is still right ;]

but rest assured. i got chances to get laid. i wouldn’t say plenty, but a good bunch… i just didn’t take those chances for reasons ;)

"I doubt you've ever been successful in making someone scream for more because if you really were that good, you'd be getting laid. Which you're not."

Asked by Anonymous

ok, by now i’m pretty sure that anon sending me hate all the time is 12 years old… cause that shit just doesn’t make sense at ALL!

"You kind of whine a lot :/"

Asked by Anonymous

"i puked in my mouth over your most recent picture you ought to regret it"

Asked by Anonymous

ooooooh, I already regret it a LOT less thanks to you ;)

80+ notes > one little fucktard

"Please keep your shirt on until you get some muscle and meat on your bones that'll make you look somewhat desirable. Until then all you're going to be is an old shrimpy guy who can't get a girl in real life and only has dumb tweens across the country sucking your dick and they don't really count in the grand scheme of things do they? ;) stop complaining and do something. You won't change till you make an effort."

Asked by Anonymous

hey, at least the coward behind this put a little effort into this! woohoo! go haters! they’re evolving :D

sooo basically what you’re telling me is that you don’t like my bodytype and that I should hide it until I’m more of a thing YOU would like to look at, right?

I’m not gonna even start to answer the other bullshit you wrote.

"I'm really happy you didn't just dismiss it :) I think everyone needs to feel good in their own skin, so I think it's a wonderful thing if you want to start a routine that will help you become what you want to be. But just know you are GORGEOUS (my real opinion) the way you are and always be sure you are making changes for YOU and so can be the most comfortable in your own skin. (And also, I secretly hope you abandon the idea that you want to be buff :P)"

Asked by fancyprawn

first off

thanks a LOT, seriously.

And don’t worry. I don’t want to be like superbuff all around. I just need to work on my Chest and maybe a bit around the shoulders and arms. So I’m just gonna do some pushups every morning and throughout the day. :]

"You are jealous of Chris Hemsworth? lol you'll never look as good as him. Your body is gross and boney."

Asked by Anonymous

Oh Anon… you have no idea how hard you’ve hit me with this message! Yaknow, since I respect you so much and your opinion means the world to me.

I’m deeply sorry for being the hideous pile of wasted flesh that I am and shape myself to your satisfaction, oh my lord Anon.

Please share more of your infinite wisdom how I can make my life better!

Till then, I’ll go cry under my desk.

"Do you know where I can watch some good bestiality porn?"

Asked by Anonymous

try motherless.com :P